As the "Best Pickle in America," nothing makes me feel more patriotic than a jar of Bubbies Kosher Dill Pickles. I'm not sure why the lack of sugar and vinegar in the brine gives Bubbies such a unique taste, but it's a fulfilling and crunchy sour pickle that makes other pickles seem lacking in taste. 

Move aside Trump. Bubbies is what makes America great. Ugh I'll need to remove this joke once it's not topical anymore.